Because women. No need to ever explain or expound. In general we women are stupid as fuck for money.
Like, I don't care whose taxes they are, or if the person whose taxes I'm doing are gonna do my taxes afterwards, but sitting down and filing federal taxes for the spring quarter is like, my favorite thing to do for hours and hours. I know you're not supposed to talk about how you 'like' doing taxes, and everyone is like, 'Ew, you actually like doing taxes? I love doing taxes!
I love sucking dick. I love it when he kicks all the way back, manspreads, and I get to be on my knees worshiping his cock. I want him to caress my hair, stroke my face, toy with my ears and maybe gently guide me along.
Start by finding the right background song. A song that makes you feel invincible and sets the mood. Slowly ease your way by nibbling on his ear, biting his neck, licking his nipples, kissing your way down to his abdomen, kissing his inner thighs and then diving right it.
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As the proud owner of a penis, you already know that blowjobs are amazing. But as much as you love being on the receiving end, did you know that a lot of women absolutely adore going down on you? Why not suck some dick here and there and make each other happy?
After every sexual escapade my friends and I enjoyed in college, we'd ask each other one very big, important question: "Was he packing the heat? It's almost comical to think having a big penis equates to good sex, because, honestly -- and this is something I wish I could scream at my early something self -- that's just total bullshit. Because those are still great.